Saturday, 7 April 2012

Red Snapper offers at 'DARE TO COMPARE' price...

Easter weekend offers....
Big banner at Giant Hypermart promoting
Red Snappers at S$0.99 per 100 grams

Assuming your average catch is around 1 kilogram
...you'll need to reel in at least 35 pieces of these
in order to cover the cost of a weekday trip on
Chongster's boat plus 2 kilograms of live prawns......

....However, there have been reports of anglers landing
this fish weighing around 40 lbs (approximately 18 kilograms)
....if lady luck is on your side, you just need 2 of these mamas

Friday, 6 April 2012

Bluff Buff...

Bluff 'Buff's finally arrived 10 days
after I've placed an order on Gmart. 
At S$1.90, these multi-purpose headwear from Korea
are much cheaper than the ones selling at Chinatown.

Over 200 designs to choose from....

ALX and ASH really love their Buffs.........Bluff Buffs




Thursday, 5 April 2012

Lost in Translation....

Below are some interesting results.....
after using Google to translate 'The Fish Hookers'

Chinese - 妓女
French - les putes de poissons
Greek - οι πουτάνες ψάρια
Greman - die Fische Nutten
Hebrew - את הדגים זונות
Hindi - मछली वेश्यांए
Indonesian - para pelacur ikan
Italian - le prostitute di pesce
Japanese - 魚の売春婦
Korean - 생선 매춘부
Latin - pisces prosedae
Malay - ikan pelacur
Norwegian - fisken horer
Russian - Рыба проститутки
Spanish -las putas de pescado
Thai - Hookers ปลา
Ukrainian - Риба повії
Vietnamese - hookers

......quite like the Italian translation.